Would you like to hear a few short jokes?!
Question: If so, then read the joke and tell me if it made you laugh and how much you enjoyed hearing it. Well, here is the joke:
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Not sure because it never happens.
A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the doctor used in surgery."
The nurse asked, "What did he say"?
“OOPS!!!"
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."
There are the short jokes. And now, I would like to say a quote by Gracie Allen. Here it is:
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Answers: If so, then read the joke and tell me if it made you laugh and how much you enjoyed hearing it. Well, here is the joke:
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Not sure because it never happens.
A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the doctor used in surgery."
The nurse asked, "What did he say"?
“OOPS!!!"
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."
There are the short jokes. And now, I would like to say a quote by Gracie Allen. Here it is:
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
i liked the last one the best
those were hilariously funny!?
Yes I do.
Yes it did make me laugh.
And I enjoyed it vey much.
hahhaha those are cute.
HAHA! The last one was THEE BEST! Heres a joke of my own!
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
LOL! thanx for the laughs!