X-mas Joke. Funny or not ?!


Question: A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own way.”


Answers: A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own way.”

funny but the title should read Christmas joke. Funny or not ?

hilarious so funny haha couldnt stop laughing!

very funny

lol..thats pretty funny..

That's a good one!

THAT WAS SICK.....me like

Very funny, love it! :]

I like joke much!

lol... ya its pretty funnny.....
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Thats great! made me smile! lol

LOL^_^

Hahaha! that was a mean joke to play on those kids. ROFLMAO

HA HA! So the whole thing was lie! The punchline suprised me very much!

frickin hilarious

hehhahahahahaha!!!! LOL!!!! That was a good one!!!! its so funny because parents can never get their "adult" kids to come over for the holidays!

Really good joke. Also shows the concern of the son and daughter for their parents.

It's funny...basically shows how dysfunctional people are these days...

soo funny

That's one way to do it!! LOL!!

funny one lol :) !!!

lol! great

Oooooooooooooh..... I heat long jock. If you want to make a good Jock, you should make it shortly. This is advise to you not criticism.

Here a joke to prove my point....

one patient said to a stoned look to my eyes, it is red and I can't move. stoned said : it is simple, when your eyes become green, you can move.
:) :) :) :) :)

LoL... Nice one. I liked it !!!
but their children have to accept one thing.
"That their parents are cleverer than they are!"

Really good.

Vicious tactics on the father's part... but all-in-all it's pretty darn funny
*wiping tears from eyes*

Ha ha. That was so great i will star it 4 u as soon as my sides stop hurt lol.

Thanks for this good laugh on a shi*y day. At least the evening is getting better now. I'm waiting for my husband - he's on a business trip and getting back in about an hour. Then I'm going to tell him this joke and I bet - he's going to laugh his guts out.
LG-P

OK these is funny :))))))

OH MY GOODNESS I HAVE TO TRY THAT SUMTIME! HAHAHA! I Luv ur jokes. Heres an X-Mas joke!:

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...
1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6. You strike a match and light your nose.
7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.



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