My mate has a bottle of lager stuck in his throat, should i use the...?!
Question: Heinekin remover.
Answers: Heinekin remover.
No mate 'cos you would probably get that wrong as well- it's Heineken.
Who's Blockhead?
Who's Blockheed?
(haven't clicked on ya silly links)
Plunger! But try the Heinken manuever too!
ABSOLUTELY---GRAB A HEINENKIN,SIT DOWN BESIDE HIM AND CONSTANTLY TELL HIM"THIS TOO SHALL PASS".....ENJOY THE BEER
maybe if ya wanted to kill them!!
Leave him. That'll be one less drunken twat.
The Carlsberg method. Probably the best life saver in the world....
um...huh?
Follow my instructions very carefully - I will tell you only once.
Go down to your garden shed and find a 14lb sledgehammer.
Sit your friend down on the floor, well away from the drinks cabinet - he's cause enough trouble already.
Raise the sledgehammer high in the air and . . . . whadya mean you can't raise a 14lb sledgehammer in the air? - Aw come on . . . . .
insert bottle opener and -------