Please make me laugh..........?!


Question: it'll make my day


Answers: it'll make my day

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU
i think its very funny :D and their other videos too

Read a comic strip.

*tickles*

How about No!!

ok here is a classic. . . .

why was 6 afriad of 7?
cause 7 ate 9 hahahahahahah

Whats Brown and sticky?


A stick!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

:]

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

This is a poem nothing aganist u me and my freinds say it to each other all the time.
Roes are red Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
What the heck Happen to u ?

L.o.L

Why was 6 affraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

lol lol lol lol you so funny lol lol lol ha ha ha he he heehaw that was hilarious ha ha .NOT :) was that funny :) :)

a man goes to confess he says that he has slept with three different woman this week. the father says "squeeze three lemons into a cup and drink it". man ask" will this cleanse me of my sins?" "no but it will sure take off that smirk on your face".

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs"
and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market
the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. !

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.



hope that helped lol

A knock knock joke is always a winner when you're too tired or depressed to think of anything else. Worked for me after a long day at the motor pool in the hot Georgia sun.

Here is my favourite:

First person: Knock knock!
Second person: Who's there?

FP: Amus.
SP: Amus who?
FP: a mosquito bit me!

FP: Knock knock!
SP: Who's there?
FP: Andy!
SP Andy who?
FP: And 'ee bit me again!

FP: KnocK knocK!

SP: All right all right who is THERE???

FP: Open the freaking door already! These mosquitos are eatin' me up alive!

Women walks into the kitchen and sees her husband standing there holding a fly swatter. "What are you doing," she asks.
"Hunting flies," he replies
"Having any luck," she asks
"Yes, I've killed one male and two females so far," he says
puzzled she asks, "How can you tell?"
"One was on a beer can, two were on the phone!"

Hope this made you laugh!

One time we packed up our swimming pool for the winter so in its place was just a huge sheet of ice. Our family mallards were walking on it and I didn't want them to slip and fall or break a bone. So I went on the ice and tried to shoo them off. They got off, but on my way back to solid ground I slipped and fell. My sister came out of the house and asked if I was okay. I said I was fine so I got up. My sister started laughing because I left a colossal butt print in the ice!!!!! We laugh about it every time someone brings up the subject. The butt print was there for a pretty long time......
Best Wishes, A.S.

1.How do kill a blue elephant?
with a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a oink elephant?
choke it and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

2. Why did little moron bury his mother under the doorstep?
He wanted a step mom

3. Why did little moron throw his alarm clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

4. Why did little moron take the tv into the living room?
He wanted to see Howdy Doody.

5. Why did little moron sleep with hay under his pillow?
to feed his nightmares

Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

Okay.. here we go.
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think one of them would have seen it.

Wisdom from the masses

A day without sunshine is like night
on the other hand you have different fingers
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
he who laughs last thinks the slowest
if you think no one cares try missing a couple of payments
What happens if your scared half to death twice?
Eagles may soar, bu weasels don't get sucking into jet engines.
platapus
what's the speed of dark
just remember- if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

A terrorist group took a plane full of lawyers as hostage, the group made several demands and they told the president:

"If our demands are not met, we will release one lawyer each hour...."

ok,

here is an unintentionally funny scene from a movie called "Tough Guys Don't Dance"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeK...

and here are what are considered the "best" parts of hte 2006 remake of the Wickerman with Nicholas Cage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreA...

Your mother is so old when she passed gas (farted) it was 89cents a gallon.

A man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his
room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent
the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: May 27 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.

P.s It is damn hot down here !!



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