Blonde joke... Funny or not?!


Question: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.

"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"

"OK" says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."


Answers: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.

"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"

"OK" says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."

Splash , now look at me I'm a poodle.

now that was good

funny

Mildly amusing. Not the greatest, but still amusing.

It waskinda sick and not really that funny.

That's so cute! I laughed a lot! I'm gonna go tell my friends!

so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont get it?

Kinda funny as blonde jokes go

Not funny. How about I tell a joke about someone like you? Would that be funny?

lol!good one

oh my gosh that is so flippin' funny! star 4 U

lol

If you like that kind of humor...I guess

um...to tell you the truth its sorta funny not halarious but funny just a little bit though.

not funny

it is not funny to me....lol

lol, yes thats funny!

Not really funny. I am a redhead and I don't find that funny at all. Blonds get all the bad jokes. I don't know why that is that is soooo stereotypical of people to make fun of blonds all the time.

umm..not really...

lol it was okay.

There's nothing wrong with a good blonde joke.

i dont get it..

I usually like these types of jokes, and this one seems pretty funny. i think if it was a live joke and someone was actually saying it i would have found it funnyer

lollz

Not bad, back away from the blanket and i will jump.
Poor young lady.

good one

HA! YOU AGAIN! You just keep poppin up everywhere huh? Yea, u didn't get alotta good comments huh? Their just jerks. They must understand that it iz fun pokin a little humor at ppl. For all we know, it could have been a joke about frogs! Would they get upset if we kept making fun of frogs??? (when i say this, i refer to that sexy mama person watever.) Anyway, heres a blonde joke!!!

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

LoL!

nice!



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