Little Johnny does it again.....star if u like it?!
Question: Ok so maybe you've heard this, but it is so funny.... i can still laugh:)
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners
to fifth graders asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael said, " Just a minute I have to go pee. "The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it ?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
Answers: Ok so maybe you've heard this, but it is so funny.... i can still laugh:)
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners
to fifth graders asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael said, " Just a minute I have to go pee. "The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it ?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
cute--this one gets forwarded. I liked it.
Leave it to Johnny!!!!!
teachers don't look for socially correct words for "bathroom".
the setup gets a zero.
L O L!!
hah, i love it.
little Johnny sure knows his "manners"
thats my boy. go johnny. lol
WOW THAT WAS HALARIOUS A STAR FOR YOU!!!!!
That Johnny kills me lol
Did the Teacher , faint with excitement?
Funny! 10!
oh that's good.
lol i give it ************************* bye : )