This will make u smile at least...?!
Question: Man sitting eating his tea when wifes slaps him over the head with a newspaper, 'wot was that for' wife says 'found a piece of paper in your pocket with Mary Ellen on it!' man quick as a flash says, 'that was a horse a backed last week' So next night wifes hits man over head with a fryin pan. 'Wot the **** was that for' wife replies ya horse has been on the phone!!
Answers: Man sitting eating his tea when wifes slaps him over the head with a newspaper, 'wot was that for' wife says 'found a piece of paper in your pocket with Mary Ellen on it!' man quick as a flash says, 'that was a horse a backed last week' So next night wifes hits man over head with a fryin pan. 'Wot the **** was that for' wife replies ya horse has been on the phone!!
HA! I luv hearin new jokes. I made me smile alright. You like hearin jokes? Well try this one on for size:
A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."
LOL!
ya. I like it
Yes it's good, heard it before....
hehehe lmao have a star!!!
almost smiled
good one got any more ?
i heard it b4, still funny ... Thanks
its okay..
I knew that, but still it is funny :))
well lol
lol funny
pass it on!
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LOL..very funny...
lol
LOL! a star for u
yep funny =) heres a star 4 u
lol nice its funny...
lmao...star