Things you never use funny or not?!
Question: Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!”
“Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?”
“Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied.
“Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing,” explained Glen.
“I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn’t fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn’t serve to me.”
“Then,” Glen continued, “I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, ‘Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’”
Answers: Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!”
“Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?”
“Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied.
“Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing,” explained Glen.
“I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up. She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn’t fit you anymore, the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn’t serve to me.”
“Then,” Glen continued, “I showed her to the door and she thanked me. As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, ‘Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’”
this deserves the joke of the year award .lol
funny
Now thats good.Don't think it would stand up in court but its a good excuse if ever i heard one. Another star!
Good one.
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lmao brilliant!
hahahahahahaha
wht a charitable man ; )
P.S: i think his wife may 4give him 4 his cheating but she will kill him 4 saying " a pair of the underwear that doesn’t fit you anymore" hahaha = D
very good star4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahahahaha
lol
haha funny ! serves her right,wish I done that in the past lol
lol heh heh
good joke
would you accept that excuse?
Heard it before but it's still a goodie
hahahaha excellent joke.