Husband and wife had a fall out........... funny or not?!
Question: A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, “Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.
She then says, “I dont want you to try to talk me out of
it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend,
and hes a much better lover than you.”
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.
She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, “I want the kids, too.”
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now hes
up to 80 mph.
She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too.”
The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything
you want?”
The husband says, “No, Ive got everything I need.”
She asks, “Whats that?”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
“Ive got the airbag!”
Answers: A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, “Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.
She then says, “I dont want you to try to talk me out of
it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend,
and hes a much better lover than you.”
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.
She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, “I want the kids, too.”
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now hes
up to 80 mph.
She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too.”
The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything
you want?”
The husband says, “No, Ive got everything I need.”
She asks, “Whats that?”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
“Ive got the airbag!”
all that hot air for nothing .lol
no.. thats not funny.. its a bit like a chain mail kinda thing.. its not very nice
That was predictable, but funny.
lmao, thats funny... got any more???
Funny in a weird sense.lol
hahahahaha,
tht is good, if i were him iwould rush to my lawer so she doesn't change her mind, but he seems more clever thn me =)
i like it hahahaaaaaa
thats like the chainletter with the boyfriend on the crotch rocket with the girlfriend on his back. and hes going really fast and she tells him to slow down. but the guy says to the girl "tell me that you love me" and give me a big hug.(or something like that) and then he says, my helmet is getting uncomfortable, can you take it off and put it on. and she does. and then the bike crashes into a building or some **** and it turns out he knew the breaks were out as he was going fast as ****. and the girl lives and the guy doesnt. so actually its nothing like the chainletter. lol i wasted all this time typing
I had a mild titter
very good star4u
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
LOL
ssssssooooooooooooo funny!
I could feel the crash coming the second his "anger" built up. My rating out of 10 is a 5.
haha thank new car manufacturers for twin air bags....they knew something !
hahaha really funny
10/10