How to pull a woman!! Foolproof! lol?!


Question: Wait for full thing

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for p*ssies and asian ladies


Answers: Wait for full thing

1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for p*ssies and asian ladies

Very sick....


...but funny.

*yawn*
pull a woman???

wow great advice i used to just pull out my wang to impress girls, this is much better

hmm, ill bet youre single.

okay, thats just mean. not even a little funny. sorry, try again?

lol.

too long read half raging with tooth ache sorry star4u

you have alot to think about, don't you ???

this was a very strange post, no question per se, but funny to read. Funny because it is all the wrong things to do.

I would strongly suggest that you write a book of all this stuff with a disclaimer, you are not responsible for injury, battery, felony assault, murder or anything else the woman decides to inflict, or the personal crusade of distruction that a father, brother, uncle or other would chose to visit upon anyone who so treated a daughter or friend of mine in this manner. (I don't take offense, but sometimes extreme disease requires extreme cure, as Det. Cribb found out).

but if you publish, please email me cause I want an autographed copy, this was too funny. my girl friend would find it foolish but that is okay, I love her for no other reason than i chose to. (she never gave me a reason to love her and has worked hard to give me reason not to do so. Now that is a real woman, and I sure don't want to lose her. too many fakes out there.

seriously if you publish, let me know
this was funny stuff

This is a load of rubbish, if i met a guy who had read this and thought "i think i'll try this" and he did all of what you said above, then i'd be SO annoyed! i dont agree to any of them and personnally i would of ditched you by the time you got to number 5 on your list. A bit of advise to all the guys out there who think this is a good post and you'll try it, all i'm saying is FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DONT DO IT you'll only upset the girl, and you'll probably never hear from her again. Girl's love being able to see if their guy loves them, and that they're not wasting their time. Even though i dont know the person who posted this, i dont think i'd want to know them, they seem a bit twisted....



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories