Toilet Paper Trick. Funny or not?!
Question: A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.
“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”
The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ***, didn't it?”
Answers: A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.
“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”
The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ***, didn't it?”
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... star 4 you
lol
thats funny
it is kinda gross though
good one !
LMAO
hahahaha yeah it was pretty funny!!!
Not!
Olde World Yoke!!
good one
Funny. About 7 on a scale from 1-10.
.Your trying to get us in trouble, aren't you ???? WTH, that was funny.......
wow good job way to go you rocks and thanks for making me laugh cheers 10/10.
yh..funny lol!!!
a little gross but still funny !
This one is equally good too. You are a store of all good jokes of the world. Thank you.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahaha
Coool
lol