What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?!


Question: Anyone can roast beef.


Answers: Anyone can roast beef.

............lol..........i told my gf thats funny as hell !!!!

I thought at last there was a question I knew the answer to! But you answered it yourself

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hahahahaha
they r so simple but unexpected,
hahaha, really funny a * ;D

i dont know i peed soup...

...not only the name...
Pea soup ist soup made, typically, from dried peas...oder verst?ndlicher ausgedrückt, ist Erbsensuppe eine Suppe aus, in der Regel, getrockneten Erbsen...

:-D.. another good one.
You sure have a slew of jokes that makes people laugh! Thanks!
Here's some joke's for you [ since i don't want to waste 5 pts by posting these! ]
These are some of the Indian joke's hope everybody would like it!

[ A sardar is a Punjabi who is usually considered to be dumb!]

0.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.


Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

1.
Sardar filling another form
A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI [ capital of india ] for filling up.
You know why?
FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

2.
Sardar proposed a Girl...
Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye [ young lady ], I'll marry you NEXT YEAR!

3.
The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.



4.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

5.
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.


6.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

6.
Once a Sardar was going to Chandigarh [ a place in punjab ] from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".

The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar!

7.
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University
final examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions
- 'Answer in brief'.

8.
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.


[O - officer, S - Sardar ]

Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials i would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below

O : Front
S : Back

O : Left
S : Right

O : Male
S : Female

O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)

O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......

Our sardar also shouts)
#Officer is now angry.

O : Get out
S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ .......
and This is how Santa Singh got his job.

9.
A sardar from Delhi had an old car which had run for over a
1,00,000 kilometres. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a
good price because of its excess mileage.
He approached a Madrasi friend of his and asked for help.
The Madrasi gave him an address in Chennai (Madras) and asked
him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the
meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometres.
The sardar thanked him and left for Madras. For a few days,
the Madrasi didn't see the sardar. He assumed that the sardar
would have sold the car.
A few weeks later, the sardar came to see the Madrasi in
the same car. The Madrasi was surprised and asked - "What
happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?"
The sardar replied - "Why should I? It has run for only
30,000 kilometres."

10.
This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject:

Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided "My Recent Documents". When you will provide "My Past Documents"?

10. You provide "My Network Places". For God shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office hours.

Regards, Banta


Hmm.. i guess thats all i have for now!
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