Does anyone know any good (haha) jokes??!


Question: Does anyone know any good (haha) jokes??
Funniest joke will be the best answer :)


Answers: Does anyone know any good (haha) jokes??
Funniest joke will be the best answer :)

There was a girl named Jenny who always fell asleep during Sunday school class. One day she was sleeping when the teacher asked, “Who created the universe?” She called on Jenny to answer. Billy, who sat behind her, poked her with his pencil. Jenny suddenly awoke and shouted “God Almighty!!!” “Very good,” said the teacher.

Jenny fell back asleep. After a while, the teacher asked, “Who is our lord and savior?” and called on Jenny to answer. Billy poked her again with his pencil. Jenny awoke and shouted, “Jesus Christ!!!” “That’s correct, very good,” said the teacher.

Jenny fell asleep again. After a while, the teacher asked “What did Eve say to Adam when she found out she was pregnant again?” Once again, she called on Jenny, and once again Billy poked her with his pencil. Jenny woke up and shouted, “Dammit, if you stick me with that thing one more time, I’m gonna break it in half!!!!”

say this outloud fast:

we todd it we todd it im sofa king we todd it

OR

say this aloud fast

a smart man he felt smart

hmmm...

There was this blind man who goes into a bar in Texas...
He sits on on a stool and says "wow this is really big"
THe bartender replies "Everything is big in Texas."
The man then ordered a beer. He got the mug and says "wow this is really big"
THe bartender replies "Everything is big in Texas."
After a while he asks where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him its two doors down on his left.
He accidentally skips a door and walks into a room with a giant tub of water in the middle.
HE falls in and starts screaming, "somebody help me! I've fallen in the toilet and i can't get out"

Wow that was stupid
lol



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