It's that time of the night again (no, not for sex)?!


Question: This man is walking along the fields, when he comes across a Sardar lying stark naked on his back, with his b...r pointing straight up to the heavens. He asks," What are you doing?"
Sardar replies," Shh! I'm telling time."
The man challenges him,"Ok, what's the time now? Sardar looks at the heavens, looks at his b...r and says," It's 10.22am." The man is stunned at the accurate answer. Dazed, he carries on and presently comes across another sardar lying down same as sardar no.1. He is also telling time.
When asked the time, sardar looks up at the heavens, then at his b...r and says," It is exactly 10.48am."
Our man is dumbfounded at the right answer, but manages to stumble on ahead.
Presently he comes across a third sardar, who is stark naked and holding onto his b...r and shaking it up and down vigorously.
When asked what he is doing, the sardar replies," What man! Can't you see? I'm winding my clock."


Answers: This man is walking along the fields, when he comes across a Sardar lying stark naked on his back, with his b...r pointing straight up to the heavens. He asks," What are you doing?"
Sardar replies," Shh! I'm telling time."
The man challenges him,"Ok, what's the time now? Sardar looks at the heavens, looks at his b...r and says," It's 10.22am." The man is stunned at the accurate answer. Dazed, he carries on and presently comes across another sardar lying down same as sardar no.1. He is also telling time.
When asked the time, sardar looks up at the heavens, then at his b...r and says," It is exactly 10.48am."
Our man is dumbfounded at the right answer, but manages to stumble on ahead.
Presently he comes across a third sardar, who is stark naked and holding onto his b...r and shaking it up and down vigorously.
When asked what he is doing, the sardar replies," What man! Can't you see? I'm winding my clock."

omg that was sooo funny i just called my friend and told her the joke and she laughed so hard!!! ha ha ha lol!! love the joke!!

Okayy.

not funny, unless theres something i dont understand.

kuch maja nahi aya..

Is he winding his **** or clock?



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