How long does it take for your mate to get ready for the pub?!
Question: my mate Arnold likes a drink so i went round his house. are you coming .he said yer why not wont be long.well i waited 1hr then 2 hrs then 3hrs.i said are you coming or not?he said do you know how long a centipede takes to put his shoes on .Arnold is my mate the centipede.
Answers: my mate Arnold likes a drink so i went round his house. are you coming .he said yer why not wont be long.well i waited 1hr then 2 hrs then 3hrs.i said are you coming or not?he said do you know how long a centipede takes to put his shoes on .Arnold is my mate the centipede.
lmao country you are on a roll tonight lol
Can he not drink barefoot?
You talk funny, but so is the joke.
Boom, boom..
thats pretty funny
PMSL
Think yourself lucky he's not a millepede
are you sure Arnold's not a woman ? that would be about right then !
lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!!
ha ha ha v good,,,,,,
you get worse but my mate take no time at all
lol bless him :)
bit stupid dont you think
You told it all wrong & I've heard it before.
Next time your going to the Pub, just put Arnold in your pocket n let him go barefoot.....he'll be fine.
Good one Bumkin...Have a star!