Pharmacist Phun?Have you heard this one?!
Question: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and
Answers: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and
Yes. I remember another one like this, The first two paras are same, i.e. A girl asks her boyfriend...................it being his first time and all..
The boy goes to her house on that date and meets her mother first. Mother was so excited and attracted by the boy's personality.. She wanted to test his sincerity of love with her girl.. She told him, that she liked him very much and she wanted to have sex with him first. If he is agreeable for that, he should come to her bed room, otherwise go back.. The boy thought for a moment and went outside where he parked his car. By seeing this mother was very happy about the boy and his sincere love to her girl..
Actually the boy went near to the car to fetch the condom he has kept in the car.
How is this?
lmao this is jack up I'll go kill myself if this happen.
the moral of this story is dont' buy condom in the city you live in, go to the one that is at least 1 hour worth of driving lol
the funny thing is that even before i finished reading your story ,i knew how it would end. poor you . i can only wish you the best. good luck
hahahahahahahahaha omg! that was good....i hadn't heard it before
well.lol
yes I have have heard that one but it's still funny
hahah Heard it before dear....