Joke:::::You're addicted to the web when?!


Question: Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
And even your night dreams are in HTML.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new mail arrives.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Lycos. or [C]ontinue?


Answers: Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
And even your night dreams are in HTML.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new mail arrives.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Lycos. or [C]ontinue?

Lmao, so glad I'm not that far gone yet, but I have said lol accidentally in conversation

hey, its me!

LOL :-)

funny,rings a bell..or bleep

wow!............

I'd say those are some true signs! =^)

only for the irony - lol

true lol

i no where u live and think ur sexy.we can have sex if you come to


2003 Pilgrims Point
Friendswood TX
77546

Thats great, lol.
Sound a little like me. lol

Hahahahahahaha....have you been reading my diary....lmao



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