I havent laughed in a long time?.?.?!
Question: Can you give me some funny jokes/riddles.Nothing bad,like swearing or nothing inappropriate.Thanks!
Answers: Can you give me some funny jokes/riddles.Nothing bad,like swearing or nothing inappropriate.Thanks!
Three men who had just robbed a bank were on the run from the police. They hop over a fence to find 3 large empty sacks. Each robber hides in one, and precious seconds later the police show up. Seeing the 3 sacks they figure that the robbers must be inside. So the police walk up to the first sack and give it a sharp kick, and the first robber, trying to avoid getting caught says "Meow, meow, meow." The police go "Aw, its just a bag full of kittens," and move on to the second bag. The second robber says "Ruff, ruff!" and the police go "Aw its not a robber, its just a bag full of puppies." They move on to the third and final sack, kick it, and then hear "Potato potato."
An old man and his wife were pulled over on the interstate the cop approaches the window and asks the man to roll down his window.
The wife hard of hearing says What did he say, the husband replied he wants me to roll down the window!
The cop then asked for the license and registration. The wife screams What did he say? The husband screams back He wants my drivers license and registration!
The cop says Oh, I see here you're from Florida, I dated a girl from there once, I had to dump her though, she was so annoying.
The wife screams What did he say? The husband replied, He said he thinks he knows you!