Hooker In Training?!
Question: Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy and tell him it'll be a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "Sh*t. All I've got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A h*ndjob."
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a h*ndjob.
He says, "Okay."
She gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE P***S.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"
Answers: Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy and tell him it'll be a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "Sh*t. All I've got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"
Harry says, "A h*ndjob."
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a h*ndjob.
He says, "Okay."
She gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE P***S.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?"
hehe yer on a roll today
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i think that is hirlaous!!!and i would do the same.
Brilliant joke thank you. Lol
Ho! ho! ho! naughty one, you are on a roll today.....
Haha.
That was Funny................
But that might just be my Anti-Depressants workin.
An oldy, but a goody
hahahahahahahahahaha....LOL! a very very good one
HaHa!
LOL!!! That really cracked me up....
hahahaha
Very Good Have a Star
hahahaha
pmsl very funny.
hehehe, where can i find this guy, pmsl hun
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