Funniest/sickest joke you`ve ever heard?!
Question: eg..Whats the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
At least Hitler tried to finish the race.............................x
Answers: eg..Whats the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
At least Hitler tried to finish the race.............................x
An apple and an orange in the bathtub having fun ;
the apple truns to the orange and say ; can u handle me the soap
the orange answers ; do i look like a radio??!!
hahahahahah
get it???
think it well...hahah
naaa, it doesnt make sens, no connection!!!haha
another one and belive me this one is way better...
They say that a joke went to jail why????
She was so funny she killed someone!!
hahahahaha!!
OMG!! what kind of ppl come up with such jokes!!!
Women's rights.
worst joke i ever heard....
wat are he similarities between madaline mccann and a submarine, they're both at the bottom of the sea full of seamen.
worst joke ever!!!!
Siht Hap
Read that in a motorway pileup.
just read you joke about Paula Radcliffe, I was just reading her Autobiography last week I got half way through it and couldn't be bothered finishing it.
omg..... that is awful honey...sorry
Sickest joke I've ever heard.....
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
....I can't post the answer, I think I'd have the police at my door by the morning
DISCLAIMER:- I EXCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYONE BIENG SICK I HEARD THESE A WHILE AGO SO PLEASE DONT BLAME ME:-i WAS WITH A BIRD THE OTHER NIGHT AND AS WE GOT DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY I SLIPPED IN TO THE WRONG HOLE AND AS I SAID SORRY SHE STATED DONT WORRY ABOUT IT I'LL JUST LICK THE SH-T OFF AND YOU CAN TRY AGAIN.
I WENT DOWN FOR THE GRAVY AND NOTICED THAT HER FAN-Y WAS ALL BLACK AND BLUE I SAID TO HER WHAT WAS WRONG WELL SHE SAID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE HANGING A PICTURE UP AND YOU HIT YOUR THUMB WITH A HAMMER AND IT GOES ALL BLACK AND BLUE I SAID YES THEN SHE SAID WELL MY FA--YS HAD SOME HAMMER.
i TRIED AGAIN AND AS I WAS GETTING DOWN TO THE SHORT STROKES I WAS IN AGONY I PULLED OUT AND HAD A LOOK, HER BOX WAS ALL COVERED IN SORES I SAID GOD IM IN AGONY HERE LOOK AT THE STATE OF YOUR BOX ITS AS ROUGH AS OLD aHOLES SHE JUST LAID THERE AND SAID DONT WORRY LOVE JUST PICK OFF THE SCABS AND RIDE IN ON THE MATTER
sic
wicked,,ha ha
Whats the difference between Maddie and the Pope?
The pope died a Virgin
You've probably heard this before:
What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids?
The McCanns taking them on holiday.