For those that hated John Denver?!
Question: My wife was watching the John Denver Christmas Special. I remembered how much I hated him and his music.
enjoy these tasteless jokes about him..
Q: What was John Denvers Last Hit???
A: THE PACIFIC OCEAN !!!
What's the name of Elton John's tribute to John Denver?
Strangled in the Wind
How does John Denver like his drinks?
On the rocks.
What were the two design flaws that plagued John Denver's experimental plane?
It wouldn't fly and it wouldn't float.
What TV show will be about John Denver?
The Fall Guy
Or...
... Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
What was the last thing that went through John Denver's head?
The Propeller.
Elton John will be singing at John Denver's funeral...Banjo in the Wind.
John Denver didn't take a bath before his flight, but he did wash up on shore.
What key does John Denver sing in?
Sea - flat.
What was John Denver smoking?
Sea Weed.
What was John Denver's favourite TV show?
Wings.
Answers: My wife was watching the John Denver Christmas Special. I remembered how much I hated him and his music.
enjoy these tasteless jokes about him..
Q: What was John Denvers Last Hit???
A: THE PACIFIC OCEAN !!!
What's the name of Elton John's tribute to John Denver?
Strangled in the Wind
How does John Denver like his drinks?
On the rocks.
What were the two design flaws that plagued John Denver's experimental plane?
It wouldn't fly and it wouldn't float.
What TV show will be about John Denver?
The Fall Guy
Or...
... Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
What was the last thing that went through John Denver's head?
The Propeller.
Elton John will be singing at John Denver's funeral...Banjo in the Wind.
John Denver didn't take a bath before his flight, but he did wash up on shore.
What key does John Denver sing in?
Sea - flat.
What was John Denver smoking?
Sea Weed.
What was John Denver's favourite TV show?
Wings.
I'll answer just for the points stoopid
That was completely tasteless.
And funny.
Thanks!
Yeah.
Not exactly "in the news" guy