A joke for my fellow Canadian women...?!
Question: An Englishman, an American and a Canadian were all sitting in a bar.
They were discussing whose wife was more obedient and the Englishman said proudly, "I told my wife last week that she had to do ALL the housework, no exceptions. I told her I wouldn't help with ANY of it. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day, I came home and the house was spotless!"
"Oh yeah?" said the American, "Well I told MY wife last week that she has to do all the housework AND all the cooking with no help at all from me. So on the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day I came home to find the house sparkling and my favourite meal waiting for me on the dinner table! How about THAT?"
"Hey, that's nothing." muttered the Canadian, "I told MY wife that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking, shopping AND anything else I wanted. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. BUT by the THIRD day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Answers: An Englishman, an American and a Canadian were all sitting in a bar.
They were discussing whose wife was more obedient and the Englishman said proudly, "I told my wife last week that she had to do ALL the housework, no exceptions. I told her I wouldn't help with ANY of it. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day, I came home and the house was spotless!"
"Oh yeah?" said the American, "Well I told MY wife last week that she has to do all the housework AND all the cooking with no help at all from me. So on the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the THIRD day I came home to find the house sparkling and my favourite meal waiting for me on the dinner table! How about THAT?"
"Hey, that's nothing." muttered the Canadian, "I told MY wife that she was to do all the cleaning, cooking, shopping AND anything else I wanted. First day I saw nothing. Second day I saw nothing. BUT by the THIRD day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Thank You! That made my day!
Wow! Good one...... And beware of 'THE Ladies up North".......!!!
lol awesome
Love this one! Its one of my Favorite! here a star to you!
nice one im not canadian or a woman but still
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WHAT is this supposed to mean
ha ha ha lol hilarious!!
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