A newer Joke??? Funny this time??!
Question: A Saskatchewan Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. " I'm going to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Saskatchewan Agriculture representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the Saskatchewan Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Saskatchewan Department of Agriculture representative running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a full nest of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"
Answers: A Saskatchewan Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. " I'm going to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
The Saskatchewan Agriculture representative said in a wise tone, "I have the authority of the Saskatchewan Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Saskatchewan Department of Agriculture representative running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a full nest of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!"
That must have been a lot of bull.
Yes, it was funny to me.
yep
i've heard funnier.
LOL. I think it's funny :)
hehehehehehehe =)
not really. didn't even make me chuckle
its ok, its not haha funny, but funny in some level....
yeeeeaaah its not that funny
not really....
it is good joke
That was a "no bull" answer from the farmer!
hmmmmm I'm thinking
lol nice joke
funny but not funny :0-hahahahahahahahaha. I git it thats the good thing if I didn't it a little it would be better.
I'd rather have Elmo viciously rape me than read that one again
Could see it coming but phunnie anyway!
thanx
lol.
well.lol
ha ha, silly human
haha!! tell that to the police!! think they kno everything!!
How funny! lol x-D
quite good