A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass !
Question: A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I ' m celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I ' m also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I ' m pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I ' m a chicken farmer and for years all my h ens were infertile, but today they ' re finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That ' s great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different ****," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
Answers: A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I ' m celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I ' m also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I ' m pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I ' m a chicken farmer and for years all my h ens were infertile, but today they ' re finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That ' s great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different ****," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
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not that funny! sorry!
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