Do you like this DOG JOKE?!
Question: A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
Answers: A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
Great !!!!
ahem... I mean GROSSS....
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LMAO, i just choked on my drink because of this! lol
that sucked but ur hottt
v.funny lol
lmao the ending funny
That was nice.
ha ha ha very funny....(sarcastic)
Yeah that is really funny I like it
i didn't think it was funny
that's funny but nastyyy.
HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love it...
lol sure
it deserved a giggle
LOL!!!!!
this is funny
GOOD ONE! HAHAHA!
lolz yes i do like it and its kinda funny hehe
HAHAHA, i actually laughed out loud!
lmao...star.
not really......no
not bad, not bad
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
thats funny!
Good one!
LOL.!!
So funny.(:
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Wonderful joke with a great pointe!
another great joke thanks