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Question: I Wish To Die Peacefully, Like My Grandfather, In My Sleep, Not Like The Thousands Of Screaming People On The Plane
If At First You Don't Succeed, Don't Skydive.
If Practice Makes Perfect, And No-bodys Perfect, Why Bother Practice?
Why Do People Want Deep Skin Beauty? What The Hell Do They Want? A Wonderful Spleen?
When In Doubt, Read The Manual
When Turning On The Radio, Turn It To Your Favorite Volume, Then Turn It Down 3 Notches To Save Ur Wife The Trouble
A Man Was Dying Slowly On His Death Bed When He Spoke For One Of His Final Times:
"The Past Few Years Have Been Amazing, But I Have A Confession, I Slept With Your Mom, Sister, Best Friend And My Secutery"
The Wife Says Softly: "I Know, Just Let The Poison Work"
If You Wake Up Not Knowing Where You Are, Ask The Stranger In Your Bed.
Thank YOU For Reading
Answers: I Wish To Die Peacefully, Like My Grandfather, In My Sleep, Not Like The Thousands Of Screaming People On The Plane
If At First You Don't Succeed, Don't Skydive.
If Practice Makes Perfect, And No-bodys Perfect, Why Bother Practice?
Why Do People Want Deep Skin Beauty? What The Hell Do They Want? A Wonderful Spleen?
When In Doubt, Read The Manual
When Turning On The Radio, Turn It To Your Favorite Volume, Then Turn It Down 3 Notches To Save Ur Wife The Trouble
A Man Was Dying Slowly On His Death Bed When He Spoke For One Of His Final Times:
"The Past Few Years Have Been Amazing, But I Have A Confession, I Slept With Your Mom, Sister, Best Friend And My Secutery"
The Wife Says Softly: "I Know, Just Let The Poison Work"
If You Wake Up Not Knowing Where You Are, Ask The Stranger In Your Bed.
Thank YOU For Reading
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Thousands on a plane, what the heck was he flying?!?!
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