A few quickies to make you less grumpy (hopefully)?!
Question: I'm not saying the wife's ugly, but last christmas she stood under the mistle toe waiting for someone to kiss and she was still there at lent. In fact she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Tomorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
The house has a damp problem, the kids have to go to bed with a periscope.
Answers: I'm not saying the wife's ugly, but last christmas she stood under the mistle toe waiting for someone to kiss and she was still there at lent. In fact she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Tomorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
The house has a damp problem, the kids have to go to bed with a periscope.
I liked the chemist and the sex maniac.
i dont get any of it
pretty unfunny
seriously
Now im in a worse mood
Ha, you're nice.
I have no idea what I just read.........
funny stuff
Some would be funny, just work on your punctuation. It's hard to read with no spaces or anything.
lol
lol indeed, im not english and i dont get it!
well... some of it
That's why I've never been to England...I don't speak the language...:)
I do feel less grumpy now though so maybe I'm learnin' a little!!