Billy Joe decided he wanted to get married to his sweetheart?!
Question: 'Billy Joe' said his Momma 'Ya caint git married yet honey chile, yor the baby of the family'.
'But Momma' said Billy Joe ' I just had ma 37th birthdaylast week'
'We know that son' said Billy Joe Snr 'but your Ma and me think you should be puttin' off getting married until after you graduate from High School'
Answers: 'Billy Joe' said his Momma 'Ya caint git married yet honey chile, yor the baby of the family'.
'But Momma' said Billy Joe ' I just had ma 37th birthdaylast week'
'We know that son' said Billy Joe Snr 'but your Ma and me think you should be puttin' off getting married until after you graduate from High School'
You might be a redneck if..
Your Saturday evening entertainment involves a bug zapper.
Your ma keeps a spittoon on the end of her ironing board.
Your kids are confused as to weather to call you Ma or sis.
You've ever had to say the words " git baby Billy Joe from under the chicken coop and put er in the car, we's a goin ta Church!"
You have 14 cars in the driveway and not a one of em runs.
you've ever blowed a hole in the side of the community barn. (yes... my dad has done this)
The tooth fairy just stopped comin to the house cause there just ain't enough left of yer teeth to pick up anymore.