Favorite Chuck Norris Joke? I need to laugh today?!
Question: I heard one yesterday and cracked up.
Chuck Norris doesnt wet the bed....the bed wets itself out of fear of Chuck Norris.
What is your favorite I need to laugh today?
Answers: I heard one yesterday and cracked up.
Chuck Norris doesnt wet the bed....the bed wets itself out of fear of Chuck Norris.
What is your favorite I need to laugh today?
If you turn China upside down, there is a sticker that says "Made By Chuck Norris"
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Under Chuck Norris's cowboy hat, he just has another fist.
Head-On applies Chuck Norris directly to it's forehead.
once there was cat, it got scared and jumped off a roof. the end. ahahahahahahahhahaha
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogie man, the boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Superman wears chuck norris pajamas to bed.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
My favorite Chuck Norris Joke
One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Chuck Norris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.