The shop that sold everything.?!
Question: tony owned a shop that sold everything he was handling the business down to his son johnny so he brought him into the shop one day to show him the ropes, the first customer of the day walks in and tony turns to his son and says watch this is how its done, the customer asks for a packet of grass seed, Tony replies, certainly sir and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that, why would i want a lawnmower, oh these seed grow very quickly so you'll have to cut the grass fairly soon said tony, the customer agreed and walked out with a shiny new lawnmower, Johnny was well impressed and feeling confident said that he would take the next customer, so in walks this man went to the counter and asked for a packet of tampax for his wife, certainly said johnny and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that, why would i want one of them asked the man, well said johnny you will be doing fu** all else for the weekend so you may as well cut the grass !!!!!
Answers: tony owned a shop that sold everything he was handling the business down to his son johnny so he brought him into the shop one day to show him the ropes, the first customer of the day walks in and tony turns to his son and says watch this is how its done, the customer asks for a packet of grass seed, Tony replies, certainly sir and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that, why would i want a lawnmower, oh these seed grow very quickly so you'll have to cut the grass fairly soon said tony, the customer agreed and walked out with a shiny new lawnmower, Johnny was well impressed and feeling confident said that he would take the next customer, so in walks this man went to the counter and asked for a packet of tampax for his wife, certainly said johnny and will you be wanting a lawnmower with that, why would i want one of them asked the man, well said johnny you will be doing fu** all else for the weekend so you may as well cut the grass !!!!!
I've never heard that one before so it's new to me. That's one of your best yet!!! ROLFL ?
like it lol
yeah my boss walked by just as i finished reading and asked me what i was smiling about.
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
yeah..thats a gud en
yeah another oldie but a good un!!! lol
the oldies are the best ones
lmao...star.
oldie but great! have a star
Ha ha ha ,,,
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Little Star.!!!
Got me laughing here so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!
hahaha nice one.