Two guys were eating gras. JOKE 4 U. Funny or not?!
Question: A rich lawyer was driving in his beautiful limosine when he saw two guys eating grass. He stopped the car and asked the guys, why they were eating grass.
One of the guys said :" Sir, we are very poor, we have no money, so we eat grass."
The lawyer said : If this is true, I will take you with me to my home and give you something to eat. come with me."
The guys said that they also have women and some children and they are also hungry.
The lawyer smiled and said :" This is no problem, you alle can come to my house, my wife will be very glad to see you there."
So he took all of them in his big limosine.
While they were driving, on of the guys said :" Sir, this is so very kind of you, to help us and our families out. Are you sure your wife will be glad if we come there?"
The lawyer answered :" Of course she will be glad, our lawnmower is broken."
Answers: A rich lawyer was driving in his beautiful limosine when he saw two guys eating grass. He stopped the car and asked the guys, why they were eating grass.
One of the guys said :" Sir, we are very poor, we have no money, so we eat grass."
The lawyer said : If this is true, I will take you with me to my home and give you something to eat. come with me."
The guys said that they also have women and some children and they are also hungry.
The lawyer smiled and said :" This is no problem, you alle can come to my house, my wife will be very glad to see you there."
So he took all of them in his big limosine.
While they were driving, on of the guys said :" Sir, this is so very kind of you, to help us and our families out. Are you sure your wife will be glad if we come there?"
The lawyer answered :" Of course she will be glad, our lawnmower is broken."
LMAO!! That was too funny!! *star*
nah not really
OMG! lol
hahaha lol! have a star
FUNNY.
Funny, I love it.
Lol its mean but its so funny. I like this joke hahaha.
haha
I like it! I vote for funny.
Oh that is so very wrong.
it is a clever ending - not expected. depends on who and how the joke is delivered.
haha, nice ill star that
haha =)
thats funny 8n a kind of pitiful way...
im still not laughing though...i nearly failed a test today =(
Very funny!
Cute, clean!
THAT IS SO FUNNY! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! I AM JUST BEING STUPID! sorry.
did u make that up is CRAPP
lol i suppose its ok :p, a bit funny
hahahaha.............no
yah, kinda funny, but not hilarious.
One of those jokes that rich people will find amusing, but poor people will NOT like at all
ROFLMAO!!!!
Hillarious....!!!! Did you make it up?!
Haha, that was pretty funny.I Didn't expect that. ツ
lol, funny.
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its kinda funny nothing over the top but funny ^_^
i like it...
YES, it is funny
I heard it before, but a little differently.
how mean we all are to poor people.
NO.
like it
funny but mean
answer mine =]
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lol
that's a good one
the punchline was predictable. it was mildly amusing