The difference between guts and balls....?!
Question: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is
no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death
Answers: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is
no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death
That was a cutie...cutie!
haha
star for you. thanks for the laugh. my boyfirend found it clever too. thanks again!
Haha, thanks for the laugh! :)
In fact that happened to me.......................