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Question: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old bastard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
Answers: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old bastard. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
hahah !! ! that's class !!!
This is welshist, where's the Welshman!!
Matilda dear, its funny, doh!
oldie, but goldie
thanks for the memory!
Are racist jokes allowed on here now?
Nice one.
lol funny
i heard that in Ireland as a kid, good to see the oldies making the rounds.
hahaha
Thats funny.x
To all people who are saying about it being racist because there is no Welshman, well you are all being pretty serious.
If there are three main characters then there is going to be one country missed out.
Also it is an old joke so if you have got a problem with it, then take it out on the people who made it up, who, may I add, are probably dead and buried!!!!!!!!!
hahahaaaaaaaa funny x
hahahahaha
nice one thanks
A good trip down memory lane!
Those shouting 'racism' need to grow up and get off the PC band-waggon. It's a sad state when a joke isn't treat like a joke anymore.
hahah! thts an amazing joke! put up more! u hv nice jokes!
LOL!!!
lol very funny.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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