The Racing Wheelchair?!


Question: An old lady in an old peoples home was dashing round the corridors in her wheelchair. "Stop!" said one old man, "Have you a licence to drive that?". "Of course" she replied and pulled her bus pass out of her hand bag. "Okay" said the old man and off she went. Around the next corridor an old lady shouted, "Wait a minute, is your wheelchair taxed?" "Of course" she said, put her hand in her hand bag and produced a beer mat. Again, she was sent on her way. Along the final corridor she raced along when suddenly a young man with an erection stood firmly in her path.
The old lady said, "Oh no! not the breathyliser again!!!"


Answers: An old lady in an old peoples home was dashing round the corridors in her wheelchair. "Stop!" said one old man, "Have you a licence to drive that?". "Of course" she replied and pulled her bus pass out of her hand bag. "Okay" said the old man and off she went. Around the next corridor an old lady shouted, "Wait a minute, is your wheelchair taxed?" "Of course" she said, put her hand in her hand bag and produced a beer mat. Again, she was sent on her way. Along the final corridor she raced along when suddenly a young man with an erection stood firmly in her path.
The old lady said, "Oh no! not the breathyliser again!!!"

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers that got me laughing.!!!

wasn't expecting that brilliant

eeeeeeeewwwwwwww.lol

haha oh gosh

Brilliant - keep it up

ive always loved that joke
star

well.lol

ha ha ha v good,,,,,

lol very funny.

Ha

Good one lmao.
Have a star.



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