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Question: my first joke:
A little old man shuffled slowly into an
ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a stool,
and ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "it's just arthritis."
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my second joke:
A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
enough to get a star??
Answers: my first joke:
A little old man shuffled slowly into an
ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a stool,
and ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "it's just arthritis."
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my second joke:
A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
enough to get a star??
loved them!! the second one sounds like my mom!!
Not quite star rated, but close... pretty funny though.
HA!! thnx for the laugh! =D
my mom would be that stubborn... HAHAHAHAHA
kinda funny
yes, enough
hahaha
very funny. I've heard the second in a movie, i can't remember which one though.
That's pretty messed up man..