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Question: Dear________,
I hope I didnt_________ you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for _________ is _________. Remember to leave the _________ open so when i come in i wont __________. Tell your mother-in-law I said________ and to have a _____________.
Well _________ you and Ill be home before your _______ leaves.
Your _________
_________
Try filling the blanks and making this as funny as possible.
Thanks for playing.:)
Answers: Dear________,
I hope I didnt_________ you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for _________ is _________. Remember to leave the _________ open so when i come in i wont __________. Tell your mother-in-law I said________ and to have a _____________.
Well _________ you and Ill be home before your _______ leaves.
Your _________
_________
Try filling the blanks and making this as funny as possible.
Thanks for playing.:)
Dear Robert,
I hope I didn't impregnate you when I came over last week. I've been thinking, all I want for Christmas is you. Remember to leave the tequila bottle open so when I come in, I won't stay sober. Tell your mother-in-law i said she's a total immature b***h and to have a vibrator installed up her a*s to replace the stick. Well, miss you and I'll be home before your penis leaves.
Your BabyGirl,
AliBear.
Dear ET,
I hope I didnt draw on you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for Easter is my two front teeth. Remember to leave the UFO open so when i come in i wont have to result to UFO-jacking, lock-picking and/or other forms of grand theft auto, violence, and quite possibly, murder. Tell your mother-in-law I said the answer of life the universe and everything is 42 and to have a pheasant plucking day.
Well I'll get the KGB to find you and Ill be home before your forced to eat leaves.
Your comrade,
Julius Ceasar
Dear Santa Claus,
I hope I didnt surprise you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for Christmas is GLP( Gucci Louis Vuitton Prada). Remember to leave the oven open so when i come in i wont have to. Ovens are heavy i tell you! heavy! Tell your mother-in-law I said thanks for the blueberry muffins in advance and to have a blast at the pedicurist! Try not to hit the lady in charge next time, wouldn't want to get into trouble again won't you.
Well bless you and Ill be home before your elves leaves.
Your servant in the North pole
Dear Mother,
I hope I didn't startle you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for Christmas is to know if the milkman is really my father. Remember to leave the window open so when i come in i wont have to face my fear of doors. Tell your mother-in-law I said she is really good in bed and to have a go with my sister.
Well I'll let you get back into bed with the postman, the baker and you and Ill be home before your bayliff leaves.
Your overlooked and illigimate son.
Dear Farty,
I hope I didnt__SCARE___ you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for _YOU is __SEX___. Remember to leave the __LEGS open so when i come in i wont ___CRY___. Tell your mother-in-law I said__SHUT-UP_ and to have a _MISERABLE DAY__.
Well _FINALLY_ you and Ill be home before your _HUSBAND_ leaves.
Your __TRULEY__
_PISS___
Dear DARLING,
I hope I did`nt SCARE you when i came over last week .I`ve been thinking , all I want for REST OF MY life is TO DRIVE YOU NUTS. Remember to leave the WINDOW open so when I come in I wont HAVE THE SMASH THE WALL.Tell your mother in law I said SHE'S THE WORST BLOOD SUCKER IN THE WORLD and to have a CHANGE OF TASTE WITH YOU.
Well I LOVE TO DIG INTO you and I`ll be home before your WITS leave.
your LOVE,
DRACULA KI MOHABAT
Dear Carrot Top,
I hope I didn't accidentally run over you when I came over last week. Ive been thinking, all I want for you is to quit your stupid prop comedy, enough is enough. Remember to leave the liquor cabinet open so when i come in i wont have to break the lock again. Tell your mother-in-law I said after I'm good and wasted, I'll meet her in her room, and to have a shower this time, last time was disgusting.
Well, don't get your hopes up, you and I'll be home before your nymphomaniac, crack addicted sister leaves.
Your Father
Chuck Norris
mr branson
annoy
xmas
money
safe
begreedy
hello
break
rich
wallet
mate
richbitch haha