Mary had a little lamb?!


Question: OK what is your favorite version or any other nursery rhyme


Answers: OK what is your favorite version or any other nursery rhyme

Mary Had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two slabs of bread

i dont get it

Mary had a little lamb.
Boy, was the doctor surprised!

chris h. thats disgusting.
you wanna eat lamb, be my guest.
dont forget the mint jelly

i really like that mary mary quite contrary thing when i was little. i don't now, LOL

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was black as soot,
And every where that Mary went,
It's sooty foot he put

you are funny just like honey

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Mary had a little lamb
Serves her right for sleeping in the barn!!!

ooee gooie was a worm, a mighty worm was he, crawled upon a rail road track, ooee gooee!

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it rather silly
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by its willy
was a bull dog sitting on the grass
along came a bumble bee and stung it on the
ask no questions tell no lies
i saw a french man doing up his flies
are a nuisense bugs are worse
this is the end of my silly little verse


haaa i rock.

Mary had a little lamb,
she fed it very well.
One day she fed it dynamite
and blew it all to...

Pieces!

Jack and Jill went to the dairy
To fetch a big long hairy
Jill said, "Wow, what a whopper.
"Let's got to bed and make it proper."

Three months later, all was well.
Three months after that, her belly swelled
Three months after that, snap crackle pop
Out came a babe with a nine-foot c**k

But that's not all, ladies and gentlemen
For this poor soul
Had only one ball


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke a little weed
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said, "Where's the beef?"

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb ***

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's a*se
and turned it's wool to nylon.

mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
i've often seen her little lamb
but never seen her bear.(bare)

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burned his unit on a candle stick. lol

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

jack and jill went up the hill
jill forgot her pill
and jack jr came nine months after

Mary had a little lamb
Her husband wasn't too happy.

...the Doctors were suprised!

Mary had a little lamb.
You've heard this tale before;
But did you know she passed her plate,
And had a little more?
...................
Hickory dickory dock,
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
But it wasn't badly hurt.
........................
(The Farmer In The Dell)

The virus in the Dell,
The virus in the Dell ,
Hey, ho, the derry-oh,
The virus in the Dell !

The virus takes a file,
The virus takes a file,
(etc)

The file takes a disk...(etc)

The disk takes the 'board...(etc)

The 'board takes the LAN...(etc)

The LAN takes the 'net...(etc)



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