Who can tell funniest joke of the day?!
Question: this is for TV show
Answers: this is for TV show
A man is driving with a women in the passenger's seat and two people in the back. A cop stops them and says,"I would like to award you with 500 dollars for your exceptional driving!"
"Gee thanks officer!" the man in the front seat says.
"What will you do with the money?" said the cop.
"I guess I will get that driver's license I always wanted!" said the man.
"Oh don't listen to him." said the lady in the passenger's seat. "He's a smart-alic when he is drunk."
"Told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" complained the people in the back-seat.
Then a knock came from the trunk and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"
Ahahahahhahha
idk tommy
a black guy and a mexican guy are in the back of a car, whose driving?
a cop rofl im not racist but this is a funny stereotypical joke
Society.
evidently not you!! ha
swimislo good one..
blond air hostess: would you care for some lunch sir?
passenger: what are my choices?
blond air hostess: yes or no.
How do you fit an elephant in a mailbox?
You take the n out of no and the f out of way
Get it? No F in way!
haha
A PRAYER OF THANKS Dear Lord, so far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. I'm really glad about that, Lord. But, in a few minutes I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help! Amen!