Are you old?!
Question: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
? A fortune teller offers to read your face.
? All your favorite music groups now only have "The Best Of ..." compilation CD's at the stores.
? The little old gray-headed lady you help across the street is your wife.
? You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
? Your children begin to look middle aged.
? Your little address book contains only names ending in M. D.
? You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
? You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
? You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
? You've already gone to two Woodstock festivals in your lifetime.
Answers: You Know You're Getting Old When ...
? A fortune teller offers to read your face.
? All your favorite music groups now only have "The Best Of ..." compilation CD's at the stores.
? The little old gray-headed lady you help across the street is your wife.
? You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
? Your children begin to look middle aged.
? Your little address book contains only names ending in M. D.
? You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
? You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
? You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
? You've already gone to two Woodstock festivals in your lifetime.
lol boy am i glad that i am not there yet lol i still have a few good yrs left.
Funny stuff though I'll probably experience them when I get there. Here is one on getting old (keep busy:)
It was three o'clock in the morning, and the
receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing
off, when a little old lady came running towards
her screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled,
"I just saw a naked man outside my window!"
The receptionist immediately rushed up to
the old lady's room. "Where is he?" asked the
receptionist. "He's over there," replied the
little old lady, pointing to an apartment building
opposite the hotel.
The receptionist looked over and could see
a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment.
"It's probably a man who's getting ready to go
to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you
know he's naked, you can only see him from the
waist up?"
"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady.
"Try standing on the dresser!"
L O L 9/10 x
Good stuff!
LOL
Nice Humor.... Hard to believe....
but nobody cannot deny the TRUTH --
today or after some more years
LOL!!!