Bad day people?!
Question: You Know It Is Going To Be A Bad Day When...
? People in your department greet each other with "How's the job search?" instead of "How's it going?"
? There is a '60 Minutes' crew at your office door.
? You accidently wash your hair with "Nair".
? You find a completely empty parking lot when you get to work at 9:00 AM.
? You find your boss, two higher levels of management, and a security guard waiting for you when you get in.
? You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
? You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city
? You wake up and your braces are locked together.
? You wake up face-down on the sidewalk.
? You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke; then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
? Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
? Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
? Your boss tells you not to bother taking off you coat.
? Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
? Your income tax rebate check bounces.
? Your twin brother forgets your birthday.
? Your wife says "Good morning Bill", and your name is George.
Answers: You Know It Is Going To Be A Bad Day When...
? People in your department greet each other with "How's the job search?" instead of "How's it going?"
? There is a '60 Minutes' crew at your office door.
? You accidently wash your hair with "Nair".
? You find a completely empty parking lot when you get to work at 9:00 AM.
? You find your boss, two higher levels of management, and a security guard waiting for you when you get in.
? You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
? You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city
? You wake up and your braces are locked together.
? You wake up face-down on the sidewalk.
? You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke; then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
? Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
? Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
? Your boss tells you not to bother taking off you coat.
? Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
? Your income tax rebate check bounces.
? Your twin brother forgets your birthday.
? Your wife says "Good morning Bill", and your name is George.
L O L 10/10 x
Poor man, LOL!
Here's one bad day:
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the
door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
"It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront
the phamacist and demand an apology. Before he
could say more than a few words, the druggist
told him, "Now, just a minute, please listen
to my side of it...
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so
I was late getting up. I went without breakfast
and hurried out to the car, just to realize that
I locked the house with both house and car keys
inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.
Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding
ticket.
Later, about three blocks from the store, I
had a flat tire. When I got to the store there
was a bunch of people waiting for me to open
up. I opened and started waiting on these people,
and all the time the darn phone was ringing off
the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of
nickels against the cash register drawer to make
change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the
nickels; the phone was still ringing. When I
came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase
with bunch of perfume bottles on it...all of
them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with
no let up, and I finally got to answer it. It
was your wife. She wanted to know how to use
a rectal thermometer...and, honest mister, all
I did was tell her!"
Good One!
An oldie but a goody! Still funny after all these years.
nice....
got a big laugh for last 10... i don't work so don't know about some of them
lol those are all funny . the best one is your income tax rebate check bounces lol
Hehehe!!!