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Question: 1. Jack liked to jog along a trail near a nuclear reactor. His wife, boss, doctor, & best friend each warned him that this could be dangerous. He didn't listen, though, & now he has an additional arm growing from each of his sides.
2. Mike cooks a meal that he calls Hope, which consists of bacon, eggs, pancakes, & grits. He greatly enjoyed this meal one morning, but when he fixed it again the next evening, it tasted terrible.
3. Julie's husband ran over their rake with a lawnmower. After bending the rake back into shape, Julie secretly pretended to be married to the rake, which proved to be a superior experience to her real marriage.
4. Alfonzo lived just outside of the town of Soared, until he passed away a couple of years ago.
5. Jake, Mark, Steady, Ron, & Slow ran in a race, & Steady & Slow tied for first place.
Answers: 1. Jack liked to jog along a trail near a nuclear reactor. His wife, boss, doctor, & best friend each warned him that this could be dangerous. He didn't listen, though, & now he has an additional arm growing from each of his sides.
2. Mike cooks a meal that he calls Hope, which consists of bacon, eggs, pancakes, & grits. He greatly enjoyed this meal one morning, but when he fixed it again the next evening, it tasted terrible.
3. Julie's husband ran over their rake with a lawnmower. After bending the rake back into shape, Julie secretly pretended to be married to the rake, which proved to be a superior experience to her real marriage.
4. Alfonzo lived just outside of the town of Soared, until he passed away a couple of years ago.
5. Jake, Mark, Steady, Ron, & Slow ran in a race, & Steady & Slow tied for first place.
1. Forewarned is forearmed.
2. Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
3. A reformed rake makes the best husband.
4. He who lives by the sword shall perish by the sword.
5. Slow and steady wins the race.