Anyone have a good corny joke?!
Question: i dont know if you think its corny but i do..................................
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes
one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins
to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical
abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps of breast
cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm
doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes
Answers: i dont know if you think its corny but i do..................................
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes
one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins
to stroke her thigh.
As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical
abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps of breast
cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm
doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes
two peanuts were walking down the street one was a salted
three guys in a car
crap,shutup adn manners
crap jumps out the window so manners jumps out to get him
About 5 miles later shutup gets pulled over
the cop says whats your name?
he says shutup
the cop says whats your name?
SHUTUP
The cop says where are your manners?
Shutup says five miles back picking up crap
you asked for corney jokes
Got one,
Blondes are so stupid that
They peeded their pants while locked in a bathroom,
They starved to death in a grocery store,
They tried to put MnMs in ABC order
They tripped over a cordless phone
They told a your moma joke to their moma
I am a blonde by the way but hay CAN’T STOP RUMORS JUST GOTTA GO WITH IT!!!
What room do zombies refuse to go into?
THE LIVING ROOM
What is a zombies least favorite candy?
LIFESAVERS
haha yes
How do you fit an elephant in a mailbox?
You take the n out of no and the f out of way
get it? No F in way!!!
haha
or
say " It smells like up dog in here"
and they reply " Whats up dog?"
hehe those crack me up!
Do you know why an elephant paints his toenails all different colors?
answer: to hide in a jellybean jar
Ever seen an elephant in a jellybean jar? No? Work pretty good doesn't it?
A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries." The clerk says, "This is a library." Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.