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Question: Serious hazard warnings
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed for use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
on an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Answers: Serious hazard warnings
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed for use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
on an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Thank God my lap top did not get blown up!!!
what is this??
oldies but still goodies.
i have one for you that should be put on a label of mcd's coffee:
ALLOW TO COOL BEFORE APPLYING TO CROTCH.
thanks for the chuckles :)
my personal favorite:
on a christmas lights and a Curling Iron
do not insert into any orifice
hahahahahaha