Masturbate joke!!!!!?!


Question: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a *******".


Answers: Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a *******".

thinkin of B-l-o-w-j-o-b... he he he quality...

excellent

6/10.

not bad

it might be funnier if the last word wasnt blanked out. then maybe i could understand the punchline

get something new

LMAO

ahahahahahaha very funny indeed...

Too many exclamation marks, the sign of a truly deranged mind..

Lol, a good laugh starts the day off well

Your story sucks. Tasteless.

Actually, to be honest, I yawned whilst reading that. But that's just because I drank way too much V and feel tired.. (ironic)

You are so funny keep em coming

Lol

Thanks Kevin H

very funny!!!lol

Funny yes.

haha!!!! LOL!!!

still a little boy~~ :p

masturbation is having sex with someone you love

Good one...i have 1 for you...

Maria's Wedding Night
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Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,
she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria.
Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says
the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take
good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When
she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was
missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for
Mama."

picture frame ?

Quality joke ha ha

lol

LOOOOOOL

I do wonder how many jokes u could tell in a life time.....

Keep Rolling them

hahahaha u go little johnny.



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