One liners!!!?!


Question: When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.

What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom,
and an *** to pay for it all.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.

What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:
"So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her
so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you.

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.


Answers: When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.

Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.

What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom,
and an *** to pay for it all.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.

What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."

What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:
"So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her
so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you.

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.

-What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
-A battery has a positive side.

hah!!

lol :-)

Interesting question
would you let me know?

Good stuff! Thanks for the giggle!

very good just woke up and needed a giggle to stat my day..thanx..star for u

lol
damn tose are funny jokes
ROTFL
where did u get them

Um, er...

I like the one about women's fave animals!

lol nice ones, made me laugh....keep them coming

I love the religious ones. They're very funny but not anti-religious.

Oldies but still goodies!

Nice! lol

star for you, those were great. ty for the lol.

2 Ps

lol v good,,,,

Good one's. Even if not 1 liners!!!

lol funny.

well.lol

funny... but based on your anti-male theme, you sound like a militant lezbo. see ya later, sir.

: P


cheers!

Sorry - but Every single one of these fairly funny jokes contains more than one line .....

They are NOT One-Liners....
funny, but NOT one-liners



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