Is there any funny person around?!
Question: Or am I the only one? How come the world is sooooo boooring...
Answers: Or am I the only one? How come the world is sooooo boooring...
Here hope this help to ease your boredom...
Maria's Wedding Night
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Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house,
she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria.
Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says
the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take
good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off
his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her
mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go
upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When
she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was
missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for
Mama."
most everyone is funny, your not alone, trust me
i feel ur pain.............. bahahahaha
the boringness of some people makes me truly sick. people in polls and surveys are slightly more interesting, although i have puked over a couple of them as well.
hehe...may be not but only you that want to cheer other people up :) keep it! :)
yeah.. i know how u feel.=(
yes, you are the only one!!!! and im boring Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you need to get out more, i dont know where like, cause i guess your right, the world is boring, oh nooooooooooo im becoming victor meldrew!