Religious Nuts-There were 4 country churches in a small Texas town:The Presbyter!


Question: The Methodist Church,& The Catholic Church.Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day,The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.After much prayer & consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there & they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the bapistry.The deacons met & decided to put a cover on the bapistry & drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow & there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together & decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So they humanly trapped the squirrels,& set them free a few miles outside of town.Three days later,the squirrels were back.But-The Catholic Church came up with the best & most effective solution.They baptized the squirrels & registered them as members of the church.Now they only see them on Christmas & Easter.


Answers: The Methodist Church,& The Catholic Church.Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day,The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.After much prayer & consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there & they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In The Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the bapistry.The deacons met & decided to put a cover on the bapistry & drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow & there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together & decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So they humanly trapped the squirrels,& set them free a few miles outside of town.Three days later,the squirrels were back.But-The Catholic Church came up with the best & most effective solution.They baptized the squirrels & registered them as members of the church.Now they only see them on Christmas & Easter.

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