Another Joke for You All!?!
Question: It's a little boy's birthday. His mom needs to take a shower. The little boy wants to take it with her. "Of course not!" says the mom. "But it's my birthday!" says the boy. "Ok." says the mom. "But don't look up or down." In the shower, he looks up. "Mommy, what are those?" "Those are my mountains." says the mom. The little boy looks down. "Mommy, what are those?" "That's my hole." Then his dad needs a shower. He asks, "Dad, can I take a shower with you?" "Of course not!" he says. "But it's my birthday!" "OK"." says the dad. "But don't look down." But he looks down anyways. He says, "Daddy, what is that?" "That's my snake." Then it is bedtime. He wants to sleep with his mom and dad. "Of course not!" "But it's my birthday!" "OK!" they say. "But don't look under the covers. He looks down anyways. He says, "Mommy, Daddy, why is the snake going into its hole?"
Answers: It's a little boy's birthday. His mom needs to take a shower. The little boy wants to take it with her. "Of course not!" says the mom. "But it's my birthday!" says the boy. "Ok." says the mom. "But don't look up or down." In the shower, he looks up. "Mommy, what are those?" "Those are my mountains." says the mom. The little boy looks down. "Mommy, what are those?" "That's my hole." Then his dad needs a shower. He asks, "Dad, can I take a shower with you?" "Of course not!" he says. "But it's my birthday!" "OK"." says the dad. "But don't look down." But he looks down anyways. He says, "Daddy, what is that?" "That's my snake." Then it is bedtime. He wants to sleep with his mom and dad. "Of course not!" "But it's my birthday!" "OK!" they say. "But don't look under the covers. He looks down anyways. He says, "Mommy, Daddy, why is the snake going into its hole?"
loll..how about this one...
One day Timmy's parents were fighting and his mom called his dad a b@stard and his dad called his mom a b1tch. Timmy said"Mommy whats a b1tch and a b@stard?
Well Timmy a b1tch is a lady and a b@stard is a man.
Later that day Timm'ys dad was in the bathroom shaving and he cut himself and yelled sh1t!!!
Timmy said, Daddy whats sh1t?
Well Timmy sh1t is a type of shaving cream.
Then Timmy went into the kitchen where his mom was cutting the turkey and she cut her finger and yelled f*ck!
Timmy said
Mommy whats f*ck?
Well Timmy f*ck is a way you cut the turkey
Later when the guests arrived Timmy greeted them and said
Welcome b1tches and b@astrds, my dad is the bathroom wiping sh1t off his face and my mom is the kitchen f*cking turkey.
lmao...star.
hahaahahahhaah its little johnny!!!!
lol
cute
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ohohohoh...funny!!