Would you like me to be the sacrificial person in the Life boat who gashes her a!
Question: To attract the Great White from the others? O.K? here I go, although my blood is a bit coagulated, as seems the rest of youse'
A woman writes an add in the paper, soliciting for a hubby.
Add describes: "Looking for Husband who does not beat me, goes out of the house, and is prodigious in bed." hundreds of men apply, but she sends them away.
Finally The Door Bell Rings, and there is an armless, legless man on a wheeled contraption. She asks, 'you're not an applicant, are you?' He says, 'yes indeed Miss' Then amazed at such audacity, she asks : 'I said, no beating me!' He replies, 'see? I've got no arms!' She tells him, 'well you can't go out of the house!' His reply is, 'no problema - I've got no legs!' Then, thinking she's won, she says, 'well, you have to be prodigious at s*x! To which he smiles proudly
and confidently answers; 'Well, darling, how do you think I rang your door bell?'
Anyone care to jump into these shark infested waters and be
MUNCHED up with me? Yea, or Nay? Please?
Answers: To attract the Great White from the others? O.K? here I go, although my blood is a bit coagulated, as seems the rest of youse'
A woman writes an add in the paper, soliciting for a hubby.
Add describes: "Looking for Husband who does not beat me, goes out of the house, and is prodigious in bed." hundreds of men apply, but she sends them away.
Finally The Door Bell Rings, and there is an armless, legless man on a wheeled contraption. She asks, 'you're not an applicant, are you?' He says, 'yes indeed Miss' Then amazed at such audacity, she asks : 'I said, no beating me!' He replies, 'see? I've got no arms!' She tells him, 'well you can't go out of the house!' His reply is, 'no problema - I've got no legs!' Then, thinking she's won, she says, 'well, you have to be prodigious at s*x! To which he smiles proudly
and confidently answers; 'Well, darling, how do you think I rang your door bell?'
Anyone care to jump into these shark infested waters and be
MUNCHED up with me? Yea, or Nay? Please?
Yeah sure id do it if it meant saving my kids. But i dunno if id be enough to satisfy the hunger of a great white shark, but when it comes to guys thats a different matter lol.
Besides i have an iron and red blood cell deficiency, so i dunno if the shark would think my blood is rich enough lol
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NAY! is hay..
Lets go!
his phallus was extrordinary. It was a whopper.
You go.
I'll let you be the hero.
#1. You're in a boat.
#2. jumping out of the boat just lets the sharks know that there is food in the boat.
did he use his tongue or his man hood? yea, that was funny
Sorry nay i am only firing on one cylinder it be very late by me. garry xxxxx
not really
I suffered a shark attack once.
Fortunately a giant squid choose that exact moment to launch his own attack on the shark. A passing lone round the world sailor rescued me some time later.
It was not a happy trip.
His attempt at the world solo record for triple world circumnavigation was ruined by my presence on the boat
He was nearly home too.
So, I'm afraid I must decline your invitation this time.
Round the world trip, yes. Suicide, no.