What's the funniest......??!
Question: I want to know what the most hilarious thing you have ever read on Yahoo Answers is! 10 points will go to the person who's post makes me laugh the hardest. I just need a laugh right now to brighten my day :)
Answers: I want to know what the most hilarious thing you have ever read on Yahoo Answers is! 10 points will go to the person who's post makes me laugh the hardest. I just need a laugh right now to brighten my day :)
Okay, here goes.
A blonde is shopping at K-mart and sees a shiny silver thermos. Amazed, she asked the store manager what it was. "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." She decided to buy it and she took it into work the next day. Her boss (Who is also blonde) asks "What's that?" "Why, it's a thermos," the blonde replied. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "Well, what do you have in it?" "2 popsicles and some coffee."
LOL!
A man found out his rich father was dying.
He went to a bar to hit on the ladies.
He found a very beautiful one.
He told her his father is dying and is worth 50 million dollars.
Impressed,she went home with him.
3 days later,she became his STEPMOTHER !
LOL!
well here it goes................
i have 2 things............
a blonde was in a horrible car crash, but she leaves the car without a scratch. the police come and ask her about the crash. " how did this happen?'', said the policeman. the blonde replies" well i was driving and a tree popped out of no where. so i turned left. then another tree appeared and i turned right. then another tree........." the policeman then says" um miss there's not a tree for 30 miles. that was your air freshner swinging back and forth".
here's the other one.......
what did the lady say to micheal jackson when he was at the beach?
you're in my son.
get it? and yes i meant to spell son that way.
Well, I do have a few yo mamma jokes up my sleeve.
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo momma so fat Christopher Columbus discovered her and thought she was a continent.
Hope I could help!
The Yahoo question was, "My friend like to makeout with pandas how can i help him? is this wrong?" The answer was, "You can help him by holding the panda's tail out of the way. It's only wrong if the panda is under the age of 18, or is incapable of giving informed consent. And it better be a female panda. Make out with a male panda? That's just sick."
A man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his
room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent
the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
which read:
To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: May 27 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.
P.s It is damn hot down here !!
lol well it wasent a joke but a girl said she had NOO IDEA were babies came from lol
she didnt even know how babies get born ^_^